Thought this was really good :)

"Love in Various Perspectives

The original message used to be like this:

If you love someone, set her free
If she comes back, she's yours
If she doesn't, it was never meant to be

The new versions:

PESSIMIST:
If you love someone, set her free
If she comes back, she's yours
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was

SHAKESPEARE:
If you love someone, set her free
If she comes back, she's yours
If she doesn't, here's the poison
Commit suicide for her

OPTIMIST:
If you love someone, set her free
Don't worry, she will come back

SUSPICIOUS:
If you love someone, set her free
If she ever comes back, ask her why

IMPATIENT:
If you love someone, set her free
If she doesn't come back within some time
Forget her!

PATIENT:
If you love someone, set her free
If she doesn't come back
Continue to wait until she comes back

PLAYFUL:
If you love someone, set her free
If she comes back, and if you love her still
Set her free again

ANIMAL-RIGHTS ACTIVIST:
If you love someone, set her free
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free

PHYSICIAN:
If you love someone, set her free
If she ever comes back, it's the law of gravity
If she doesn't, either there's friction higher than the force
Or the angle of collision between two objects didn't
synchronize at the right angle

POSSESSIVE:
If you love someone, don't ever set her free

LAWYER:
If you love someone, set her free
Clause I1 of paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment
of the matrimonial freedom act clearly states that...

BIOLOGIST:
If you love someone, set her free
She'll evolve

SALESMAN:
If you love someone, set her free
If she ever comes back, deal!
If she doesn't, so what?! NEXT!

MATHEMATICIAN:
If you love someone, set her free
If she ever comes back, 1+1=2
If she doesn't, Y=2x-log(0.46x2+ cos
(52/34x5y(-0.5) where c is the infinite
constant of no turning point

PSYCHOLOGIST:
If you love someone, set her free
If she comes back, her super ego is dominant
If she doesn't come back, her I.Q is supreme
If she doesn't go, she must be crazy!

But here's the real version:
If you love someone, you will care enough to share
your life to help, to give rather than to get or to receive.
If you love someone, you will begin to invest
more of your time, listen carefully to what the person is saying.
If you love someone, you will rejoice at that person's success.
And most importantly, you would pray for that person
and bring him or her closer to the Savior.
Now, that's what the real issue in love is all about
and that's the right perspective.


*Got this around the net. I love it! It has all the humor, entertainment, simplicity, and the lessons you'd ever want in a poem. I really admire who ever composed this."

Obviously it was a forward I DID NOT come up with this :-p But I thought that since I am too lazy (cough) and tired (can that be an excuse???) to write something that would actually make any sort of sense right now I thought I would post some random thing and that is the 1st thing I picked out!
Have a good night :)